Steph’s Saturday calendar was packed to the rim today (even more so than usual), and so, though she didn’t specifically order it, I’ve made myself scarce today. I’m blogging at the Whetstone Library, one of the many stops I’ve made on High Street this afternoon. I’ve been a regular on the 2 bus today.
Steph taught some voice and piano lessons this morning, and when I left, a double rehearsal for her a Capella women’s group, The MadriGals, had just started. I slinked (slunk?) slowly and unmissed from the house, headed to Cartridge World to exchange ink cartridges for my Hewlett-Packard DeskJet printer/scanner. (I’m too stingy to break down and buy a laser printer.)
There was rain last night and some this morning, so all of Columbus has a mildewy smell about it. I seem to have outgrown most of the environmental allergies that plagued me as a kid, otherwise my eyes and nose would be running, and aforementioned eyes would be bloodshot right now.
I finally did buy the notebook I was seeking on Thursday, before my friend Scott and I found ourselves in the midst of the OSU AXE Undie Run. (I’m still old enough to remember when having your underwear showing was the ultimate humiliation. At the Ohio-Meadville Youth Con last weekend, I came to the conclusion that exposed bra straps are now a fashion statement of some kind.) I bought a blue Mead 3″ x 5″ notepad, and christened it last night by making notes for a short story. I haven’t typed a word of the story itself, but I think I know what I want to do with it.
I turned around and headed north here to Whetstone, mainly to return interlibrary loan books. If they’re overdue, the fines can be prohibitively expensive. I also picked up a Book on CD, Haiku, the most recent Andrew Vachss novel. (I was a bit leery, since he’s permanently retired the Burke series, but what little I read of this book in print sounds fantastic.)
I’m not sure where Susie is. She was in her bedroom with the door closed when I left. I doubt I could have interested her in a trip to Cartridge World, so I didn’t bother to knock. I had company on the errand; I’ve begun a long overdue taped letter to a friend of mine, so I was communing with my tape recorder (the Memorex MB1055 standard-sized one, not Diane the Olympus microcassette recorder). As I was waiting to catch the northbound bus, a gaggle of four or five sorority women walked by (I was in front of the Newport Music Hall), and one leaned over and shouted “Hi!” into the microphone while I was talking, sounding like a nursery school kid on Romper Room. The time-and-temperature sign in front of the Ohio Union said 12:45 p.m., and these women were already quite drunk. It made me wonder how long they’d been at it.
I’m going to a wedding on Second Life tomorrow night–one of my rare forays into that domain. (Its national anthem should be the Alan Parsons Project’s “In The Real World”: “Don’t wanna live my life/In the real world.”) Steph and I are tux-shopping for me tonight. I’ll enjoy that as much as I enjoy real-world clothes-shopping, I’m sure. (I’ve worn a tuxedo only once in my life, when I was best man at a friend’s wedding. When I saw myself wearing the tux, I wondered if it came with a hurdy-gurdy and a monkey, or if I’d have to buy them separately. I didn’t even wear a tux to my own wedding!)
Were it not for the threat of rain, and my overfilled over-the-shoulder bag, I might have walked from campus to here, all 20+ blocks. The musty after-rain smell didn’t make me as miserable as it would have during my childhood, but it was still triggering an itchy palate.
I probably should have walked, because I dozed off a few times on the relatively short bus ride north. I slept rather well last night, but I recognized the dozings-off on the bus as narcoleptic attacks; I was going straight into REM sleep and dreaming in a matter of seconds. It’s happened a lot on the way home from work lately, too. Last week, I was riding the northbound bus and reading The New Yorker, and at least three times I dozed off, awakening only when my magazine hit the bus floor. (The article I was reading was far from dull, too.)
The cough seems to be 95% gone. I do still cough from time to time, but the tickle in my throat doesn’t trigger the long and loud bouts that have plagued me through much of March and April. The chest pain episode on my birthday turned out to be pleurisy, so I’m willing to bet it’s all part of the same package. There was a woman on the bus the other day whose cough sounded as bad as mine, although I could tell by the sound that she had a much more productive cough than I did. (Mine was dry 99 times out of a hundred.) I’d look over toward her seat and her face was red from the effort of all that coughing.
She got off the bus before I did, and I saw her opening her purse as she stepped off the bus. I thought she was getting out an aspirator (for asthma), or her cell phone (so a friend could take her to Urgent Care), but I was wrong on both counts. I was just shaking my head in disbelief when I saw her pulling out a lighter and a pack of cigarettes. No doubt where her cough originated. (Mine was probably an opportunistic infection that came when I was still recovering from the gallbladder surgery.)